He hates his job, his wife is lazy, his son is dysfunctional (especially with women), and his daughter is dim-witted and promiscuous.In several episodes, characters drink "Safeway Select" colas.In court the next week, the judge asked the best man what happened.”Your honor, we were just dancing, and the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.” ”That must have hurt,” said the judge. ”I broke three of my fingers.” A husband and wife were golfing when suddenly the woman asked, “Honey, if I died would you get married again? ” And the man replied, “No, she’s left handed.” A young couple, just married, were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. ” With that she flipped him her panties and said, “Try these on.” He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his kneecaps. ” She said, “That’s right, and that’s the way it’s going to be until you change your attitude.” A husband and wife are watching ”Who Wants To Be a Millionaire,” and the husband winks and says, ”Honey, let’s go upstairs…” The wife says no, so the husband asks again. As they undressed for bed, the husband, who was a big burly man, tossed his pants to his bride and said, “here put these on.” She said “I can’t wear your pants.” “That’s right!! A protective father, who's out to kill his daughters boyfriends, most fathers are like that.
Al Bundy is a misanthropic women's shoe salesman with a miserable life.
Rory's taunt changed in every opening sequence (although they were often repeated between non-consecutive episodes).
See more » I'm actually closer to the age of the son, Rory, but I can totally relate to the two daughters.
Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safetly and early, then return to your car. Well, this happened…but then they danced for the second song too. By the time the fourth song came on, the groom ran up and kicked the bride between the legs.
A riot broke out, and all the invited guests were hauled off to jail.