Trust me, if you've been in a relationship long enough, you know what I'm talking about.
Knowing whether you can see love in those beady, alpaca eyes, or whether your partner would let you ride on their alpaca back, is something all couples face sooner or later.
Saeki Kazuma, just your normal highschool student, has a good life, good friends, and a loving relationship with his girlfriend, Izumi Yukari.
However, things take a turn for the weird when, after a fun day at the Alpaca Kingdom, Kazuma awakes to find his girlfriend transformed into a fluffy, flirtatious alpaca. No one else seems to notice Yukari's wild 'n wooly exterior.
The game is "a heart-felt blend of bomb-defusing action and death-defying romance" with puzzles to solve and people to date, all very typical of the genre. In his stead, Sweet Fuse has a stable of hunky dudes to fill the game designer's shoes, including fighting game champ Kouta Meoshi and Ryuusei Mitarashi, male gigolo.
Then you hit this line, "Saki Inafune, niece to legendary game developer Keiji Inafune, cant wait to visit her uncles new theme park." Wait, hold on, hold the phone, is this Mega-Man-and-Resident-Evil Keiji Inafune? Bomb defusing-antics are what await as you travel the park searching for your uncle and trying to rescue the other captured attendants.
There are also, apparently, non-potted plant woman you can date, but if you're not here to pervert your love of botany with dating then why even play this game?
Evian, the Goddess of Love, is still in our corner, and to prove the other gods wrong she has descended to Earth to find true love.
Caring for a woman's potted head is every bit as creepy as it sounds.
You can tickle, pinch, hit, hold, and (of course) kiss her.
And when it comes to, shall we say, couples, no one tops the open-minded pairings found in dating sims.
Jumping race or social castes is just the beginning; no line is too sacred for these poignant tales of romance.